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Height Of Cruelty:

Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;
Out of D Window & Shouting:
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Love Is In the Air Baby..♥
Keep Flying..! =D =P

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Boy to Gym coach-
I wanna impress dis cute girl whom m gonna meet aftr 3 days.
which machine should I use?

......Coach - U should use ATM machine :p :D

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EK Aurat Koma Me chali Gai,
Pati Murda Samjh kar Jalane chala
Raaste me arthi Khambe se
Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya.

......1 saal Baad Aurat Sach me mar
gayi,
Sab Log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolte
ja rhe the..
Lekin....

Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi....
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KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke :D :D :D :D XD

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Doctor: Your wife gave birth to a boy.. Now u r a father.......

Sardar : Thank god...

Doctor: Oh.... we need a bottle of blood for son........

Sardar: Is my son a DRAKULAA....??:-P

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 A Man sees a girl abt to jump off a bridge.

"Wht r u doin?" he asks

"M goin 2 commit suicide" she says

he dint want 2 miss an opportunity, he askd

"Well before u jump, y dun u give me a Kiss?"

So, she does..

After she's finishd, the he says,

"Wow! tht was the best Kiss I hv ever had .. Why are u committing suicide?"

"My parents dun lyk me dressin up lyk a Girl."

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wife 2 husband: "What do you like most, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

husband looked up & down and said, "I like your sense of humor!"

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Especially 4 Guys:

Dont Make Any girl cry In ur life!!

Cuz

when she Stopped Crying..

then u WoNt be able to SMILE again..!! :)

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Rearrange These Words

1) PNEIS

2) HTIELRS

3) NGGERI

4) BUTTSXE...

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Did You Read:

Spine,

Slither,

Ginger

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Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D

Naughty

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If Apple Launched A

Vacuum Cleaner,

What Would It Be

Called. . . ? ?

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''i-Suck ..'' =P =D

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